Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

PORNO

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

sara lee



Bob and Coozy are sitting on the couch/She wants to eat, the Cooze ain't no slouch
She says come on baby, I want a Sara Lee up my crack
The Cooze is gettin' hot, she wants
some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got somethin' for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back/Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop! This ain't pop! And besides, it's just too...

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!

French Provincial is growing everywhere
T-shirts inside out, peroxide fills the air

She says come on baby, I want a donut up my crack
The Cooze is gettin' hot, she wants some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got somethin' for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back, Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop! This ain't pop! And
besides, it's just too...

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!


Well, like, Cynthia and Steve Garvey are sitting on their waterbed, and
Steve says, "C'mon, baby, suck my dick."

And she says, "You fuckin' piece of shit! You aimed your ball at ground.
You wanted ground balls Friday night. You blow ball games!
You're not worth 5O dollars a week! You goddamned turkey!
You won't even let your mitts get dirty.
You want me to suck your dick!
Baby, you're just too..."

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!
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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Monday, November 29, 2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

NOVEMBER 20


This holy date is of utter importance for losing your virginity to APELIKE CREATURES. We are playing at the TOTE HOTEL as this flier says with our friend's from Brisbane SLUGFUCKERS and SF's CHROME are reuniting in Melbourne for the occasion. Marcus will flash his gash and produce a new sun to worship. Bring a raincoat and a plastic spade for 33 1/3% off the I HATE YOU 7" which we will sell on the night with t-shirts and anecdotes from tour*.









* Only available with purchase over $10.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

FIRST US SHOW


CUM.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

UV LACE

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

UV GLAM

WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FIRST EVER UV FILM CLIP. RAAAAAGE RAAAA RARAA RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEE RAGE RAAGE

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

HI DEGGA!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

u.v birthing #5


This Friday UV Race will play our last show in Melbourne til December at the John Curtin Bandroom - to mourn this sad event, we have a limited to 46 copies cassette tape of our new I Hate You 7" that is being released on Fashionable Idiots for the US tour, available ONLY at this show! Come down and check out good mates from INTERZONE, GOLD TANGO and Perth's GOLDEN STAPH. There will be a clown, streamers, a drunk uncle and someone will break their arm on the trampoline!

h i d i o t i c


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