new years resolution

PORNO

sara lee

Bob and Coozy are sitting on the couch/She wants to eat, the Cooze ain't no slouch
She says come on baby, I want a Sara Lee up my crack
The Cooze is gettin' hot, she wants
some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got somethin' for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back/Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop! This ain't pop! And besides, it's just too...

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!

French Provincial is growing everywhere
T-shirts inside out, peroxide fills the air

She says come on baby, I want a donut up my crack
The Cooze is gettin' hot, she wants some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got somethin' for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back, Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop! This ain't pop! And
besides, it's just too...

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!


Well, like, Cynthia and Steve Garvey are sitting on their waterbed, and
Steve says, "C'mon, baby, suck my dick."

And she says, "You fuckin' piece of shit! You aimed your ball at ground.
You wanted ground balls Friday night. You blow ball games!
You're not worth 5O dollars a week! You goddamned turkey!
You won't even let your mitts get dirty.
You want me to suck your dick!
Baby, you're just too..."

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!
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sex

LOVE YOU DERMO

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NASHVILLE AWARDS

COUNTRY HITS.

NOVEMBER 20

This holy date is of utter importance for losing your virginity to APELIKE CREATURES. We are playing at the TOTE HOTEL as this flier says with our friend's from Brisbane SLUGFUCKERS and SF's CHROME are reuniting in Melbourne for the occasion. Marcus will flash his gash and produce a new sun to worship. Bring a raincoat and a plastic spade for 33 1/3% off the I HATE YOU 7" which we will sell on the night with t-shirts and anecdotes from tour*.









* Only available with purchase over $10.

HOME SWEET HOME

got my own crown now! UV NYC

D'OH!

We gon' find you.

I go blaaaaaaaaank

what happens in portland

FIRST US SHOW

CUM.

UV LACE

girl in my bed

UV GLAM

WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FIRST EVER UV FILM CLIP. RAAAAAGE RAAAA RARAA RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEE RAGE RAAGE

2012

HI DEGGA!

al gets ready for street fight

BARSTOOL BLUES

dress up party. you're invited

VIOLENCE IN OUR MINDS

u.v jesus

u.v birthing #5

This Friday UV Race will play our last show in Melbourne til December at the John Curtin Bandroom - to mourn this sad event, we have a limited to 46 copies cassette tape of our new I Hate You 7" that is being released on Fashionable Idiots for the US tour, available ONLY at this show! Come down and check out good mates from INTERZONE, GOLD TANGO and Perth's GOLDEN STAPH. There will be a clown, streamers, a drunk uncle and someone will break their arm on the trampoline!

h i d i o t i c

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